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SEATTLE– The local Tax-n-Go stand, where Certified Public Accountants (CPA) sport bikinis while doing income taxes, is closing its window for good. Customers rolling up to the Tax-n-Go drive through window in hopes of getting a quick income tax preparation from CPAs in bikinis are out of luck. Taxes are due April 15 as usual.
“We had a good idea,” said Elmer Johnson, Tax-n-Go owner. “but the economy just had our number.” Elmer Johnson, 50, CPA who started the bikini stand last year.
With electronic filing and big tax preparation agencies cutting his customer base, this accountant decided to add a bit of spice to filing taxes.
“I was a regular customer of the bikini coffee stands,” said Johnson. “They are so popular, I thought, why not serve up taxes with bikinis instead of a suit and necktie?”
Johnson bought a pink barista stand and added an office off Highway 99. The idea was simple, drive up with your receipts and watch a certified public accountant do your taxes in the near buff.
“I hired young hotties at first, but the customers only wanted coffee and there were too many errors on the tax forms,” said Johnson. “I had to take over, red speedo for me and a spray on tan.”
Despite the lure of flesh and taxes, business never picked up.
“I only had one customer in the last five months and he or she was creepy,” said Johnson. “It just stared at me, but I got them a good government refund.”
Johnson’s decided to change careers and pursue the online business world now that the bikini stand idea flopped.
“I’m gonna convert the stand to a Pink Box, like Red Box DVD but 1$ drive thru movie rental stand with a bikini attendant.”
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