Bikinis Bikinis everywhere, and when you take it to the extreme, well, you know what that mean 
.. courtesy ~ tasteofuk.com <
Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot
(PICTURE LINK) Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot
Monday, March 22, 2010
Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot.. < in pictures
Friday, March 19, 2010
Tax-n-Go Bikini Stand Closes Window
50yr old white male accountant bikini apparel
SEATTLE– The local Tax-n-Go stand, where Certified Public Accountants (CPA) sport bikinis while doing income taxes, is closing its window for good. Customers rolling up to the Tax-n-Go drive through window in hopes of getting a quick income tax preparation from CPAs in bikinis are out of luck. Taxes are due April 15 as usual.
“We had a good idea,” said Elmer Johnson, Tax-n-Go owner. “but the economy just had our number.” Elmer Johnson, 50, CPA who started the bikini stand last year.
With electronic filing and big tax preparation agencies cutting his customer base, this accountant decided to add a bit of spice to filing taxes.
“I was a regular customer of the bikini coffee stands,” said Johnson. “They are so popular, I thought, why not serve up taxes with bikinis instead of a suit and necktie?”
Johnson bought a pink barista stand and added an office off Highway 99. The idea was simple, drive up with your receipts and watch a certified public accountant do your taxes in the near buff.
“I hired young hotties at first, but the customers only wanted coffee and there were too many errors on the tax forms,” said Johnson. “I had to take over, red speedo for me and a spray on tan.”
Despite the lure of flesh and taxes, business never picked up.
“I only had one customer in the last five months and he or she was creepy,” said Johnson. “It just stared at me, but I got them a good government refund.”
Johnson’s decided to change careers and pursue the online business world now that the bikini stand idea flopped.
“I’m gonna convert the stand to a Pink Box, like Red Box DVD but 1$ drive thru movie rental stand with a bikini attendant.”
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Contest #52: Best by/at the Pool
It’s voting time!! The category is “Best by/at the Pool” and these are the girls who submitted their photos… See which one is your favorite and cast your vote at the poll box thingy at the end of this post.
The voting poll box is multiple choice… so, you can choose for more than just one girl!
And we received too many entries for this contest, so I had to divide the contestants in different posts… but there will still be only one winner!
Don’t forget to check the other posts related to this contest, okay?
Oh, and once a contest starts its voting, there’s no way we can accept any late entries… Sorry about that, but that’s the way it is!
The contest ends in one week! Good luck to all the contestants!!
01. ALLISON - 23
02. SHCONNDA - 26
03. COURTNEY - 19
04. BECCA - 21
05. ALLIE - 19
06. LINDSEY - 19
07. KAYLA - 21
08. GEE - 19
09. LIZ - 19
10. MELISSA - 21
11. ELLIE - 19
12. TANEISHA - 18
13. SANDRA - 23
14. TINA - 19
View This Pollanswers
Monday, March 15, 2010
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES HORNBAG EVA LONGORIA FIGHTS THE FLAB
Eva Longoria revealed her secret weapon in her fight against the flab: the SEXY actress wears a figure controlling PANTY to keep herself looking slim! Millions of lusty male admirers, hoping to see a flash of THONG or PRETTY PANTY, will be disappointed that the BRUNETTE BABE is letting herself go in this way.
Only a short while ago the SEXY superstar was snapped on the beach in a steamy BIKINI and appeared to be the very embodiment of perfection!
Come on Eva, go on a diet or do some exercise! Your army of admirers want to see you at your trouser arousing best!
Eva shows off her neat rear end.
Eva knows how to keep the guys happy.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Come from the land of Ice & Snow
I could not have been more stoked to get to draw this illustration for my buddy Åsa’s band… What’s not to love here? Barely dressed over-the-top viking babes in coming ashore to plunder and tear asunder!
Illustrated in pen & ink, painted gray-tones and splatter effects in Adobe Photoshop, logo designed in Adobe Illustrator.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Model Sonia Dara ~ Sports Illustrated Swim Suit < in pictures
Sonia, the daughter of Indian immigrants, was discovered at an AMTC event when she was 16. This is her first appearance in the Sports Illustrated.
Check out model Sonia Dara, the first South Asian model to be featured in Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue… courtesy ~ indiatimes.com < she gets my vote.
“When she was hand-picked for Sports Illustrated’s hallowed Swimsuit Issue, she became the first woman of South Asian descent to ever be featured in America’s number one best-selling glossy.”
Sonia has worked with clients such as Cosmo Girl, Seventeen, Neiman Marcus and Vogue India and is also a sophomore at Harvard College.
(PICTURE LINK) Sonia Dara has become the first South Asian model to be featured in Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Chick crashes car while shaving crotch! WTF?
You think I’m kidding, don’t you? Seriously, folks..this does not surprise me considering what I see on the freeway on my way to work. I’ve seen people reading the newspaper, women applying make-up and a goat in a passenger seat. But I must admit, I’ve never seen anyone shaving….and shaving their crotch, nonetheless.
Apparently, this girl in Key West, Florida was on her way to see her boyfriend and thought it would be a good idea to shave her crotch while driving since she didn’t have time at home. After losing control and causing a two-car crash, she jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband who was in the car with her get behind the wheel to keep her from getting popped by the po-po.
Wait.. that’s not all! She was popped the day before for her 2nd DUI and was driving with a suspended license!
Yes, this will be filed under my WTF file…..
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Laser Bikini Hair Removal
Laser bikini hair removal is a fast growing area in the health and beauty market. The permanent reduction in hair growth is seen by many women and indeed men as a very desirable end result.
How does a laser device work? It is a fairly painless operation in that a high intensity light, the laser, travels down the shaft of the hair and literally burns out the follicle.
Laser bikini hair removal was once the preserve of professional beauticians but home laser kits are now appearing in many stores which allow women and men the opportunity to do it themselves.
Whilst this article gives you some information on the ways to use a home laser bikini hair removal device you must obviously refer to the manufacturers instructions and follow them to the letter.
When preparing for laser treatment it is preferable to trim the bikini hair down to a very short length, in fact some makers prefer you to shave the area bare.
This allows the light pulses to easily get to the hair follicle and do their job without being diffused by longer hair lengths.
Laser treatment is not suitable for everyone. The machine uses the differential tones between hair and skin in order to determine where the laser pulse is delivered.This means that there needs to be a good colour difference between the hair and the surrounding skin.
For this reason a home laser hair removal machine should not be used on white, grey or very blonde hair and nor should it be employed on dark skin, whether very tanned, Afro-American or Asian.
Many machines are advertised promising a permanent reduction in hair growth, the word to take note of is reduction, as hair will normally grow back to some extent.
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Bikini Line Hair Removal - What Not To Do
Skin around the pubic area is very sensitive and bikini line hair removal can be a quick route to all sorts of skin problems if it’s not done properly. Ingrown hairs, razor bumps, blood spots and red and sore skin are just some of them. Here’s a list of what you shouldn’t do if you want not only a hairless bikini line but a smooth one too.
Shaving
Don’t use a throwaway, switchblade or man’s razor for a pubic hair shave. Use a good quality female safety razor. Make sure the blade is sharp. Using a blunt blade to shave pubic hair will make skin irritations even more likely.
Don’t shave pubic hair too close to the skin, or shave the same area more than twice. You’ll increase your risk of getting ingrown hairs and skin problems if you do.
Don’t shave bare skin during a pubic hair shave. You’ll get razor burns. And don’t use a shaving cream for men or soap as a lubricant. Use a gel or cream for bikini line hair removal. Apply liberally.
Don’t shave inflamed or bleeding skin. You’ll make matters much worse and lastly don’t shave while you’re cold. The razor or shaver will catch your goose bumps.
Waxing
Don’t get a bikini wax just before heading for the beach. You’re skin will be red and sore for at least 24 hours after a bikini wax.
If you you’ve never had your bikini line waxed before, don’t try to do it yourself and never attempt a Brazilian wax yourself. Go to a professional salon or spa.
Depilatory creams
Don’t use depilatory creams on the pubic area other than on the bikini line. They’ll burn your skin. Creams meant for the face should never be used on the bikini line.
If you avoid all of these common mistakes, your experiences of bikini line hair removal should be much better and you’ll be able to head for the beach with confidence.
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