Bikinis Bikinis everywhere, and when you take it to the extreme, well, you know what that mean 
.. courtesy ~ tasteofuk.com <
Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot
(PICTURE LINK) Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot
Monday, March 22, 2010
Extreme Bikini Photo-Shoot.. < in pictures
Friday, March 19, 2010
Tax-n-Go Bikini Stand Closes Window
50yr old white male accountant bikini apparel
SEATTLE– The local Tax-n-Go stand, where Certified Public Accountants (CPA) sport bikinis while doing income taxes, is closing its window for good. Customers rolling up to the Tax-n-Go drive through window in hopes of getting a quick income tax preparation from CPAs in bikinis are out of luck. Taxes are due April 15 as usual.
“We had a good idea,” said Elmer Johnson, Tax-n-Go owner. “but the economy just had our number.” Elmer Johnson, 50, CPA who started the bikini stand last year.
With electronic filing and big tax preparation agencies cutting his customer base, this accountant decided to add a bit of spice to filing taxes.
“I was a regular customer of the bikini coffee stands,” said Johnson. “They are so popular, I thought, why not serve up taxes with bikinis instead of a suit and necktie?”
Johnson bought a pink barista stand and added an office off Highway 99. The idea was simple, drive up with your receipts and watch a certified public accountant do your taxes in the near buff.
“I hired young hotties at first, but the customers only wanted coffee and there were too many errors on the tax forms,” said Johnson. “I had to take over, red speedo for me and a spray on tan.”
Despite the lure of flesh and taxes, business never picked up.
“I only had one customer in the last five months and he or she was creepy,” said Johnson. “It just stared at me, but I got them a good government refund.”
Johnson’s decided to change careers and pursue the online business world now that the bikini stand idea flopped.
“I’m gonna convert the stand to a Pink Box, like Red Box DVD but 1$ drive thru movie rental stand with a bikini attendant.”
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Contest #52: Best by/at the Pool
It’s voting time!! The category is “Best by/at the Pool” and these are the girls who submitted their photos… See which one is your favorite and cast your vote at the poll box thingy at the end of this post.
The voting poll box is multiple choice… so, you can choose for more than just one girl!
And we received too many entries for this contest, so I had to divide the contestants in different posts… but there will still be only one winner!
Don’t forget to check the other posts related to this contest, okay?
Oh, and once a contest starts its voting, there’s no way we can accept any late entries… Sorry about that, but that’s the way it is!
The contest ends in one week! Good luck to all the contestants!!
01. ALLISON - 23
02. SHCONNDA - 26
03. COURTNEY - 19
04. BECCA - 21
05. ALLIE - 19
06. LINDSEY - 19
07. KAYLA - 21
08. GEE - 19
09. LIZ - 19
10. MELISSA - 21
11. ELLIE - 19
12. TANEISHA - 18
13. SANDRA - 23
14. TINA - 19
View This Pollanswers
Monday, March 15, 2010
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES HORNBAG EVA LONGORIA FIGHTS THE FLAB
Eva Longoria revealed her secret weapon in her fight against the flab: the SEXY actress wears a figure controlling PANTY to keep herself looking slim! Millions of lusty male admirers, hoping to see a flash of THONG or PRETTY PANTY, will be disappointed that the BRUNETTE BABE is letting herself go in this way.
Only a short while ago the SEXY superstar was snapped on the beach in a steamy BIKINI and appeared to be the very embodiment of perfection!
Come on Eva, go on a diet or do some exercise! Your army of admirers want to see you at your trouser arousing best!
Eva shows off her neat rear end.
Eva knows how to keep the guys happy.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Come from the land of Ice & Snow
I could not have been more stoked to get to draw this illustration for my buddy Åsa’s band… What’s not to love here? Barely dressed over-the-top viking babes in coming ashore to plunder and tear asunder!
Illustrated in pen & ink, painted gray-tones and splatter effects in Adobe Photoshop, logo designed in Adobe Illustrator.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Model Sonia Dara ~ Sports Illustrated Swim Suit < in pictures
Sonia, the daughter of Indian immigrants, was discovered at an AMTC event when she was 16. This is her first appearance in the Sports Illustrated.
Check out model Sonia Dara, the first South Asian model to be featured in Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue… courtesy ~ indiatimes.com < she gets my vote.
“When she was hand-picked for Sports Illustrated’s hallowed Swimsuit Issue, she became the first woman of South Asian descent to ever be featured in America’s number one best-selling glossy.”
Sonia has worked with clients such as Cosmo Girl, Seventeen, Neiman Marcus and Vogue India and is also a sophomore at Harvard College.
(PICTURE LINK) Sonia Dara has become the first South Asian model to be featured in Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Chick crashes car while shaving crotch! WTF?
You think I’m kidding, don’t you? Seriously, folks..this does not surprise me considering what I see on the freeway on my way to work. I’ve seen people reading the newspaper, women applying make-up and a goat in a passenger seat. But I must admit, I’ve never seen anyone shaving….and shaving their crotch, nonetheless.
Apparently, this girl in Key West, Florida was on her way to see her boyfriend and thought it would be a good idea to shave her crotch while driving since she didn’t have time at home. After losing control and causing a two-car crash, she jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband who was in the car with her get behind the wheel to keep her from getting popped by the po-po.
Wait.. that’s not all! She was popped the day before for her 2nd DUI and was driving with a suspended license!
Yes, this will be filed under my WTF file…..
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Laser Bikini Hair Removal
Laser bikini hair removal is a fast growing area in the health and beauty market. The permanent reduction in hair growth is seen by many women and indeed men as a very desirable end result.
How does a laser device work? It is a fairly painless operation in that a high intensity light, the laser, travels down the shaft of the hair and literally burns out the follicle.
Laser bikini hair removal was once the preserve of professional beauticians but home laser kits are now appearing in many stores which allow women and men the opportunity to do it themselves.
Whilst this article gives you some information on the ways to use a home laser bikini hair removal device you must obviously refer to the manufacturers instructions and follow them to the letter.
When preparing for laser treatment it is preferable to trim the bikini hair down to a very short length, in fact some makers prefer you to shave the area bare.
This allows the light pulses to easily get to the hair follicle and do their job without being diffused by longer hair lengths.
Laser treatment is not suitable for everyone. The machine uses the differential tones between hair and skin in order to determine where the laser pulse is delivered.This means that there needs to be a good colour difference between the hair and the surrounding skin.
For this reason a home laser hair removal machine should not be used on white, grey or very blonde hair and nor should it be employed on dark skin, whether very tanned, Afro-American or Asian.
Many machines are advertised promising a permanent reduction in hair growth, the word to take note of is reduction, as hair will normally grow back to some extent.
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Bikini Line Hair Removal - What Not To Do
Skin around the pubic area is very sensitive and bikini line hair removal can be a quick route to all sorts of skin problems if it’s not done properly. Ingrown hairs, razor bumps, blood spots and red and sore skin are just some of them. Here’s a list of what you shouldn’t do if you want not only a hairless bikini line but a smooth one too.
Shaving
Don’t use a throwaway, switchblade or man’s razor for a pubic hair shave. Use a good quality female safety razor. Make sure the blade is sharp. Using a blunt blade to shave pubic hair will make skin irritations even more likely.
Don’t shave pubic hair too close to the skin, or shave the same area more than twice. You’ll increase your risk of getting ingrown hairs and skin problems if you do.
Don’t shave bare skin during a pubic hair shave. You’ll get razor burns. And don’t use a shaving cream for men or soap as a lubricant. Use a gel or cream for bikini line hair removal. Apply liberally.
Don’t shave inflamed or bleeding skin. You’ll make matters much worse and lastly don’t shave while you’re cold. The razor or shaver will catch your goose bumps.
Waxing
Don’t get a bikini wax just before heading for the beach. You’re skin will be red and sore for at least 24 hours after a bikini wax.
If you you’ve never had your bikini line waxed before, don’t try to do it yourself and never attempt a Brazilian wax yourself. Go to a professional salon or spa.
Depilatory creams
Don’t use depilatory creams on the pubic area other than on the bikini line. They’ll burn your skin. Creams meant for the face should never be used on the bikini line.
If you avoid all of these common mistakes, your experiences of bikini line hair removal should be much better and you’ll be able to head for the beach with confidence.
Thanks To : Braun Series 7 790cc Braun Series 3-390cc
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Up a Tree
I don’t think I get enough appreciation for my sexy galleries. I mean, after about a hundred of them it gets increasingly difficult to concoct a theme. Girls with Curls, Lasses in Glasses, and Women by Windows were all pretty clever, right? And, my favorites, Wet & Sexy and Thirteen Titillating Ties were prime... So, hey, about giving me some props…
Now I’ll be the first to admit today’s effort isn’t my best gallery title. Still, its at least a little bit cute. Judge for yourself. Here are eighteen photos of gorgeous girls up, under or around a tree:
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UP A TREE.
Read all of VISIONS
Monday, February 22, 2010
You know that saying, “Curiosity killed the cat?” Well, I’m quite certain that phrase would apply to me if I ever did choose to throw caution to the wind and get naked with my bad self on a nude beach. I must admit that deep-down I actually do have a desire to see what it’s like to lounge around in my birthday suit amongst the sea gulls and other beachgoers. It just seems like it would be so liberating and refreshing, not to mention the awesome line-free tan I’d get as a result. However, it would be just my luck that my sweet little moment of liberation would be completely pooped on by some unexpected outside force.
I speak somewhat from experience when I say that I see this whole scenario playing out in a glass half-empty type of outcome. You see, back in my pre-kids teaching days, I was lying on the beach one summer afternoon in my itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini when I happened to see a group of students heading my way. Considering that these boys, who were packing serious hormones in their pants, would, in fact, be occupying my classroom in just a few short weeks, I practically dug a hole and buried myself in the sand to avoid making eye-contact with them. I could just picture the first week of school and having to stand up in front of these boys and expect them to take me seriously. Thank God I’d grabbed my oversized beach towel that day so that I could roll up in it like a hot dog in a bun. I was taking no chances.
Regardless, though, I can’t help but be a little bit curious about stripping down all the way. I know it would be just my fortune, however, that I’d end up like this poor woman my mom heard about from a patient at the dentist office where she works. This lady, a teacher in the midwest, was on a cruise ship that happened to stop at a topless beach one day. She figured what the hell and adapted to the “when in Rome” philosophy by whipping her top off. As she was lying there in all her unveiled glory, she suddenly heard a voice calling her name. When she opened her eyes, she saw the parent of one of her students standing over the top of her and her bare boobs. I’m pretty sure that she died right then and there of embarrassment, causing a ridiculously painful sunburn on her ariolas. Can you even imagine the awkwardness of THAT parent/teacher conference?!
That poor woman’s story is something that would totally happen to me. You’ve read enough about all the stupid shit that happens to me to know that this is true. However, the older I get, the less I care about what people think, so maybe I’ll just get crazy and streak the beach when we go down to visit my mother-in-law in Florida for spring break. I may give an old-timer or two a heart-attack, but hey, it might just be worth that tiny burst of freedom, don’t ya think?
Monday, February 15, 2010
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
Here are the latest Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures from the new Victoria’s Secret swimwear catalogue. Even though these pictures are airbrushed to make her look perfect, the Brazilian beauty is looking super sexy especially considering that she’s sporting a post-baby body.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Disheartened...
I guess I have been a bit lax lately not updating my blog.
I’m feeling really downtrodden because I feel that my weight isn’t changing anymore. This is pretty much where I was stuck at last year and I almost feel that I can’t lose the rest of the weight. I really want to get this off and I will not stop for anyone but myself.
Annoyingly, I’m running out of money to buy more SF shakes so I need to find a way to get some more. If I can’t get anymore, I will just stick to fruit and veg in the day and then my normal meal in the evening.
I am so dertimined!
27lbs… that’s all I need to lose! I have come WAY too far to stop now. It wouldn’t be right if I did.
This is it now. I will do ANYTHING to succeed.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Babestation ~ Sexy Boxing Girlz... pictures
Sexy Boxing Girlz
From loaded.co.uk -
“These ladies will knock you out.
Meet the awesome Boxing Girlz, including Dani O’Neal, Donna Duke and Dionne, who accompany boxers to the ring and generally distract the watching public by parading around near naked with round cards.”
Sexy Boxing Girlz
(PICTURE LINK) Sexy Boxing Girlz
Friday, February 5, 2010
Top Asian Model ~ Jenny Chu... pictures
Sexy Viet/Chinese Model Jenny Chu
Happy Friday guys, have a great weekend… now check out sexy Viet/Chinese model Jenny Chu, from topasianmodels.net -
“Jenny Chu is currently one of the most popular Vietnamese models in the import car industry.
Jenny Chu does it all, she works Fashion modeling, Swimwear, Runway, Magazine print, Glamour, Gogo, Trade Shows, and Film.”
Sexy Viet/Chinese Model Jenny Chu
(PICTURE LINK) Sexy Viet/Chinese Model Jenny Chu
Kei Kurokawa's "Kawaii Girls ★ Collection"
Here’s another one from the “Kawaii Girls ★ Collection” iPhone app series. The 45-photo collection features indoor bikini shots of Japanese gravure idol Kei Kurokawa. All come in a 6.8 MB download for $1.99.
iTunes link
Kei Kurokawa was born on March 28, 1991. She is 157 cm tall and her BWH body proportion is 78 – 52 – 80 cm.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Sexy Korean girls app "Asian Pink Girl Vol.2" on iTunes store for $0.99
Sexy iPhone / iPod touch app “Asian Pink Girl Vol.2″ is available on iTunes store now for $0.99. The app is a photobook with 3.9 MB worth of sexy photos of Korean models in bikinis. The girls look cute with nice curves and all.
iTunes link
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Leia's Metal Bikini
Magneto has never really understood everyone’s fascination with Princess Leia’s pseudo-bikini costume in Return of the Jedi.
I mean, it’s just a fucking bikini, for starters. And really not the most revealing one at that. Besides that, Carrie Fisher was kind of cute back then, but she wasn’t a pr0n star, or a model. (She’s still awesome, but it’s more personality than T&A…)
Just how fascinated are people with her and that outfit? J. F. Sebastian has unearthed an entire website devoted to it: Leia’s Metal Bikini. Seems to be mostly cosplay, and one thing is quite clear: that kind of outfit looks better on some women than on others, and many women look quite a bit more, um, ravishing than did Carrie Fisher.
Want more? Check it out at Leia’s Metal Bikini.
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